When I Reach The Great Beyond...

Pile onto a magic-carpet to take-off with my Honey Bun. We'll fly to the stars, coast around the atmosphere, and, finally, we'll land to ski down a mountain 10X higher than Mount Everest in shorts, doing moguls, flips, and whatever else comes naturally. There'll be a small, log-cabin with the smoke already coming outta-the-chimney. We'll walk inside to a cozy, sub-basement for hot-chocolate, margaritas, or piná-coladas; There'll be a 'faux-bear-rug' on the floor, scented-candles, and a Baby-Grand which we'll play a duet. Upstairs, there'll be couches in abundance, end-tables, and, outside, a blizzard. We'll cuddle in front of the fire... Skiing and staring at the Wonder Woman is the ultimate 'cuz I know what awaits me at the chateau...

Due to my child-likeness, we won't have to take anymore showers. Thank God. Only if we wanna get refreshed [see #3] for the Great Unwashed.

We'll dive into the fresh-water, Pacific-ocean, only FOUR-FEET-DEEP in the middle, as a stilt-house, a ways from shore, will be our destination; Where we can climb-up after we swim-out under a 73° sky... clouds... seagulls. Beautiful. After we get cleaned-up, my SweetHeart (the Holy Spirit under the appearances of a woman) and I, will play, kiss, and eat baklava which is definitely better than any here

In the Great Beyond, riding along, we can play with an oversized-Sow-Bug, which are at least 10' x 7' - quite adorable, gentle, and very humble (for God Almighty, anything's possible): As I ride on his back, as big as a VW [his 'chitin', bug-language for 'armor'] will be impervious, waving my SonFlag triumphantly, we'll slowly crawl into tomorrow. Where the Creative Doctrine rules, God WILL do that for me because I desire everything IN Heaven.

The scenery is totally breath-taking. Everywhere you look. EYE know. Why do EYE know? I've been Upstairs. Twice.

If we wanna swim for long stretches under water, no problem. God Almighty POW! will fix us with gills. Then, when we're back on dry land, POW!! He'll give us our lungs back. Sounds crazy? Not if you have the desire, for anything is possible with God. The Trinity will even take me to the 'factory' where He makes lil', adorable babies. Then, we'll laugh and discuss it in our stand-up.

Alla the fuzzy creatures - JayBirds, salamanders, frogs, wolves, rhinos, giraffes feasting on ginger-snap trees, tigers, Monitor Lizards, Black Kites, White-Bellied-Sea-Eagles, Mudskippers with their beautiful dorsal-fins, grizzly bears, and, my favorite, polar bears/tigers, which we may ride on their backs... will stop and let us talk and, most importantly, they'll answer in effusive altruism.

My Honey Bun and I will ride our Cannondales to a few unicorns grazing all over Heaven (if I desire that). The Holy Spirit will be my Honey Bun, for the Bible says She's a girl: Some young, some old. I will give my whole self to Her on this journey through this Finite Existence if She'll give Herself totally to me. And I believe She will if we desire so. Sooo easy to enter Heaven: Give-up sin... and repent (if you're humble 'enuff). It ain't hard. There are some people who don't wanna give-up this nasty, dirty earth for fresh, pure, wonderful Heaven. Your choice. Your demise.

Me and my THREE humongous, male-dogs, named LoverBoy, HumDinger, HastaLaVista, will talk to each other as I'm riding along the path to different houses 50 miles apart. I realize the Holy Spirit could take me, but I just LOVE to do so with my rock-solid-Godspeed [a bike like a Cannondale, but... When you're tired? It'll pedal for you]. And, in the Great Beyond, whoa... dude... the wilderness is totally wonderful and smooth, with a few rough spots along the 900 zillion miles because, you guessed it, I desired it.

... and I'll come to the yard outside Her house where I'll park my Godspeed along a hitch-post and plant any number of White Pines, Sycamores, Cottonwoods, Lyndon trees, Pin Oaks, Maples... my job in the Great Beyond. There should be a bridge o'yonder which I'll plant Red Buds or SiouxLand Cottonwoods. LOVE to plant lil' saplings and, if I'm good at it here, I'll be more so in Heaven.

We'll go on quite a few space- explorations, traveling to distant stars. Who knows what we'll find... ? God Almighty is IN-finite in His creation.

I, of course, can't keep still, so that's why I received my black belt in August '99 (started in January '94 at SOMMA, a Hawaiian, Kempo karate institution). My desire is I'll dress-up as a ninja and conquer demons DownBelow. Whomever wants to join me can do so. I'll ride my magic-carpet to Hell (that's if Jesus OKs it, of course. He sent them DownStairs for a reason). AMOR VINCIT OMNIA!!! (very silent and very quick in the dark).

I'd ride my dune-buggy, with the roll-top-bar, PHAT tires, and stereo playing the Vandals, SistersOMercy, TSOL, lil' Hüsker Dü, Janet driving, me in the 50-caliber, machine-gun-position, firing like a video game to reach the damsel-in-distress.  Crazy, baby... We all have our special touch that's absent when we ain't living4Heaven... and nobody can fill that space but YOU.

We'll sit on the back-deck, overlooking a small pond with rushes and cattails, on the canopy we hear light rain, drinking our fuzzy-navels in each others arms, the tall trees will be softly swaying. When we go down to the dock with my SweetPea, the fish'll nuzzle our feet. BEEE-YOU-tiful to think of it.

We'll go hiking in mountains, river rafting, snowboarding, kayaking, roller-blading, bungee jumping from the troposphere, into volcanoes, never getting hurt. I'm with my HoneyBun for Eternity... luvin, holdin, kissin Her...

Get this, dude: There will be THE most awesome, spectacular, breath-taking, roller-coaster-rides ANYwhere both in the universe and beyond. It'll cover TEN-THOUSAND square miles and it'll shoot us to the stars, then, at mach 3+, we'll go SKREEEMIN' down!! Fulla flips, wild turns, and all sorts of very-cool-stuff never before seen. Goggles are a must, of course.

FIREWORKS!!! which colors I've never seen, aren't even in this mortal spectrum, which'll SHOOT! off from a fully-furnished-treehouse complete with a bar for fuzzy-navels. And, of course, an open-kitchen overlooking the canopy high in the sky. Don't wanna have'm fireworks damage God's trees. Birds, lizards, monkeys will murmur silently as we profusely exaggerate...

When we go to bed, as I prefer to have a bedroom in the Great Beyond ('Course we're married!! I'm wedded to the Holy Trinity!! See the ring? Can't miss it. Huge as the USA), the sun will go down just below the horizon to fill the sky with the most awe-inspiring-colors: Turquoise mixed with peach and azure. We'll have a spacious view, with BIG picture windows overlooking the Misty Mountains. Then, we'll wake-up, after a full-nights-rest, to some French toast, SoBe©, and as much Baklava as we can handle, as the sun slowly creeps-up to bring us another day together. She'll teach me to walk-on-water. Pretty wonderful. YOU may have ALL this if you give-up your existence to Jesus in this Dead-End-Life without the Trinity. I'm writing all these things to instruct YOU how to live for Heaven: My desires, my wants, my dreams... They can be yours, too. VINCIT QUI SE VINCIT (Latin: He conquers who conquers himself).

Alla the birds, 'coons, turtles, opossums, dogs, cats, deer... I've found DOA [rocks!], will be with me for eternity Upstairs. I've laid 'em to rest. Literally. Germs and dirt washes off, dude.

I'll practice T'ai Chi with Jesus. I'll be very good. I'll have Eternity, brudda. Lemme giveth unto thee a parable: You don't see wind, right? But, yet, you see its effects: Tornados, hurricanes, storms... blowing right across your fieldOview. Just the same with faith: You cannot see an ideological endeavor; but, yet, to those who believe, no explanation is probable. To those who don't, no explanation is possible. Yes, I'm shaking realities hand. 

When I dream of the Great Beyond, I dream of alla the warmth, joy, passion, and love Who's now and forever. Think of it. You can achieve it. Think it through: Desire everything. That's exactly what God wants YOU to do. This world, with all their superficial games and passing pleasures and queer, materialistic vanity, is just that: PASSING-AWAY. Only Heaven or Hell remains. Choose right. Choose the Light.

Let go of this world to get outta-this-world. Let God.